1 year, 7 months, 2 weeks & 6 days into Daddyhood

You go to throw an apple core in the bin, but you miss and it falls and nearly goes in the bag of plastic recycling, so you bend down to retrieve the apple core, knocking the bag of recycling, dislodging a creamy cheesecake box, thus getting smelly old cream on the bin, which you then have to clean off, as well as retrieve the aforementioned apple core, which still requires disposal, all before your attention-demanding 20-month-old daughter notices you have left the room…